My Dog Thinks He's Human

My Dog Thinks He's Human

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Ever since we got him, Max the dog has had a complex. He refuses to sleep on the floor and insists on having his own pillow — not just any pillow, but my memory foam one.

One day, I caught him trying to use the remote control with his paw. Another time, he sat at the dinner table with a napkin around his neck like he was waiting for a steak.

The worst part? He sighs. Like a tired old man who’s had enough of everyone’s nonsense.

When I bring him to the park, he ignores the other dogs and goes straight to sit on a bench, people-watching like a bored hipster. prediksi sgp hari ini

I tried to play fetch with him. He stared at the ball, then at me, and walked away. As if to say, “Do I look like I chase stuff?”

I’m starting to think he’s reincarnated from a retired professor or something. I may be the human in this house, but Max is definitely the boss.

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